Tired+ Scare week!!!![>.<]

Micro Assignment
FB Assignment
English Group Project

haiz...
this week is a TireD week for me...
always busy for assigment...
yesterday 10pm just back home...
My God!!
Hope this all can quickly finish it.....

Next Tuesday geng cham...
is my first time presentation...
feel scare and tension....
[Dad,must bless me..OK!!]
zzz....

yesterday borrow with my friend something
that one let me feel crazy and want to kill people..
because it is a
[欠扁问答题！]
Now let you all guess it
see how many you can get it...
haha..

1.动物园中，大象鼻子最长，鼻子第二长的是什么动物? ~小象
2.黑头发有什么好处? ~不怕晒黑
3.什么动物天生缺陷? ~龙虾（聋瞎）
4.那两个英文字母撞在一起回爆炸? ~O和K（OK“绷”）
5.什么东西最听话? ~录音机，你说什么，它就录什么
6.什么字母能喝? ~T（TEA）
7.三年前的此时此刻你再做什么? ~呼吸
8.为什么刘小姐坚持结婚后不冠夫姓? ~因为她的未婚夫姓夏
9.什么样的人死后还可出现? ~电视剧里的人
10.小王中午去开会，为什么半个人影也没看到? ~人影没有半个

there got 10 question..
how many you get true...
hehe..^o^